A Light at the End of the Tunnel

I got a message in the inbox of my liberal university electronic mail system this morning:

Sender: The University of Kansas
Subject: One New Notification
Body:

Student ****364, Ashley R Tippin, you are eligible for a Grad Check. Please email your adviser for more information concerning what you need to do to prepare for graduation.

 

Now, kids, let’s not get too excited. We’re still a little ways out from the actual EVENT, but for crying out loud it feels so damn good to feel like these means are actually in the works for an end. AN END (hear that DAD? AN E-N-D END!!!!!!!!)